Take a listen to the new show introand then buckle up for Simmo's look at Basil the big gangly dickhead not running for premier of Western Australia, (no means yes if you're a politician). Who would have thought that a banana stuck to the wall would be classed art and what about the rich idiot who paid $1mil for it and for the good of your health you need to chart your farts.

Simmo is back, barely holding it together after absolutely wrecking himself last week and coming to the painful realization that he's not as young as he used to be. But does that mean he’ll slow down? Not a chance.

This week, he takes aim at one of Australia’s most beloved but utterly useless creatures, the koala. Are they cute? Sure. But are they contributing anything to society? Simmo doesn’t think so, and he’s got plenty to say about it. Then, things take a turn into the murky waters of wealth and excess as he unpacks the dark world of dead hookers on superyachts, because let’s be honest, where there’s extreme money, there’s always a scandal.

Throw in a few rants, some unsolicited wisdom, and the kind of observations only Simmo can make, and you’ve got another episode packed with hilariously familiar yet wildly abnormal takes on the world. Buckle up, because it’s going to be a ride.

Simmo is back after a week off, and honestly, everyone at DRN1 thinks that’s a bit piss poor. We all know he was just trying to cope with the pressure of being as good as last year and, fair play, he pulled it off. Which is better than a week missing pulling himself off.

This week, Simmo is on fire, delivering a Hero of the Week, a Dickhead of the Week, and an absolutely unforgettable deep dive into the marathon masturbator from Japan. Expect the usual blend of hilariously familiar yet completely abnormal takes on the world, because Simmo doesn’t just tell it how it is, he tells it how it should be.