Welcome to I Don’t Mind Telling You, the podcast where Simmo takes you on an unapologetically honest journey through life as he sees it. With his sharp wit, brutal honesty, and knack for storytelling, Simmo delivers an episode packed with humour, life lessons, and the kind of tales you won’t hear anywhere else.

This week, Simmo introduces his classic segments: Hero of the Week, where he shines a spotlight on someone deserving of admiration, and Dickhead of the Week, where he calls out the week's most laughable or frustrating antics. As always, these segments come with Simmo's unique blend of humour and bluntness.

But the real highlight of the episode is a deeply personal and hilariously cautionary tale involving a root, a wank, and a trip to the hospital. Simmo dives into how ignoring medical advice after a vasectomy led to an unexpected infection and a painful lesson in why patience truly is a virtue. It’s a story full of cringe-worthy laughs and a little wisdom for anyone who's ever thought about bending the rules.

Whether you're here for the laughs, the life advice, or just to hear Simmo tell it like it is, this episode has it all. Tune in for a raw, real, and unforgettable ride through Simmo’s world—because he doesn’t mind telling you exactly how it is.

I Don't Mind Telling You with Simmo – Simmo is back, and not even the flu can keep him down! Armed with tissues, lozenges, and a healthy dose of frustration, he’s pushing through the illness to bring you another cracking episode. This week, he’s dishing out Hero of the Week—because even in his fevered state, he knows someone deserves a pat on the back. But don’t worry, the gloves are still off for Dickhead of the Week, as Simmo unloads on the biggest nuisances and numpties that have caught his eye while he’s been stuck in bed.

Expect his signature blend of hilarity, ranting, and unexpected wisdom as he dives into everything from bizarre news stories to the everyday absurdities of life. Will the flu make him more forgiving, or just even more fired up? Only one way to find out—tune in for another episode of I Don't Mind Telling You with Simmo!

I Don’t Mind Telling You is back — and Simmo hasn’t mellowed a bit. After a short hiatus, he returns with even less of a filter and a new co-pilot: the dangerously calm and quietly untrustworthy Dangerous Dan Coverly. Together, they dive headfirst into the absurdity of modern life with no apologies and no limits.

Simmo’s take on the world is brutally honest, darkly hilarious, and littered with the kind of swearing your nan pretends not to hear. Meanwhile, Dan might not say much, but he’s the kind of bloke you'd usually worry about near your daughters — though you can relax, he’s out of action for now… thanks to a broken wanking arm.

This is the unhinged, unfiltered, and unexpectedly insightful chaos you didn’t know you needed. Listener discretion is advised