Welcome to I Don’t Mind Telling You, the podcast where Simmo takes you on an unapologetically honest journey through life as he sees it. With his sharp wit, brutal honesty, and knack for storytelling, Simmo delivers an episode packed with humour, life lessons, and the kind of tales you won’t hear anywhere else.

This week, Simmo introduces his classic segments: Hero of the Week, where he shines a spotlight on someone deserving of admiration, and Dickhead of the Week, where he calls out the week's most laughable or frustrating antics. As always, these segments come with Simmo's unique blend of humour and bluntness.

But the real highlight of the episode is a deeply personal and hilariously cautionary tale involving a root, a wank, and a trip to the hospital. Simmo dives into how ignoring medical advice after a vasectomy led to an unexpected infection and a painful lesson in why patience truly is a virtue. It’s a story full of cringe-worthy laughs and a little wisdom for anyone who's ever thought about bending the rules.

Whether you're here for the laughs, the life advice, or just to hear Simmo tell it like it is, this episode has it all. Tune in for a raw, real, and unforgettable ride through Simmo’s world—because he doesn’t mind telling you exactly how it is.

After a short break, Simmo is back, refreshed, and ready to unload on the absurdity of the world with his signature mix of comedy, sharp wit, and no-nonsense takes. This week, he’s not pulling any punches as he hands Peter Dutton a fair good going over in Dickhead of the Week—and trust us, there’s plenty to say.

But it’s not all doom and gloom—Hero of the Week is back to shine a light on someone actually worth celebrating. Plus, Simmo’s got a fresh batch of hilarious anecdotes covering everything from current affairs to the downright bizarre things happening around us. Expect fiery rants, unexpected tangents, and the kind of brutally funny observations that only Simmo can deliver.

Whether you’re tuning in for the laughs, the rants, or just to hear someone finally say what we’re all thinking, this is an episode you won’t want to miss. Strap in—Simmo is back, and he’s bringing his absolute best!

Simmo is back after a week off, and honestly, everyone at DRN1 thinks that’s a bit piss poor. We all know he was just trying to cope with the pressure of being as good as last year and, fair play, he pulled it off. Which is better than a week missing pulling himself off.

This week, Simmo is on fire, delivering a Hero of the Week, a Dickhead of the Week, and an absolutely unforgettable deep dive into the marathon masturbator from Japan. Expect the usual blend of hilariously familiar yet completely abnormal takes on the world, because Simmo doesn’t just tell it how it is, he tells it how it should be.