I Don’t Mind Telling You is back — and Simmo hasn’t mellowed a bit. After a short hiatus, he returns with even less of a filter and a new co-pilot: the dangerously calm and quietly untrustworthy Dangerous Dan Coverly. Together, they dive headfirst into the absurdity of modern life with no apologies and no limits.

Simmo’s take on the world is brutally honest, darkly hilarious, and littered with the kind of swearing your nan pretends not to hear. Meanwhile, Dan might not say much, but he’s the kind of bloke you'd usually worry about near your daughters — though you can relax, he’s out of action for now… thanks to a broken wanking arm.

This is the unhinged, unfiltered, and unexpectedly insightful chaos you didn’t know you needed. Listener discretion is advised

Simmo is back with another wildly entertaining episode of I Don’t Mind Telling You, delivering his unique and hilariously unfiltered take on the world. This week, he tackles the kind of absurd yet strangely relatable situations that only he can unpack. Ever wondered what happens when a big night on the booze ends with you knocking yourself out? Simmo’s got the answers, and maybe even a cautionary tale.

He doesn’t stop there. After a long day of drinking, is adding bongs into the mix a genius move or a surefire way to derail your night? Simmo has thoughts, and they’re as ridiculous as they are insightful. And if that’s not enough, he dives into the ever-bizarre landscape of politics, asking the question we’re all too afraid to voice: how is Donald Trump still considered the best option?

Finally, Simmo weighs in on one of the strangest pop culture debates of recent times, yes, Elon, it was a salute. From drunken escapades to questionable life choices, political absurdities, and tech titan antics, Simmo’s got it all covered. Expect outrageous laughs, surprising wisdom, and the kind of humor that makes you feel like you’re catching up with a mate at the pub.

I Don’t Mind Telling You, it’s the podcast episode you didn’t know you needed but won’t be able to stop listening to!

Welcome to I Don’t Mind Telling You, the podcast where Simmo takes you on an unapologetically honest journey through life as he sees it. With his sharp wit, brutal honesty, and knack for storytelling, Simmo delivers an episode packed with humour, life lessons, and the kind of tales you won’t hear anywhere else.

This week, Simmo introduces his classic segments: Hero of the Week, where he shines a spotlight on someone deserving of admiration, and Dickhead of the Week, where he calls out the week's most laughable or frustrating antics. As always, these segments come with Simmo's unique blend of humour and bluntness.

But the real highlight of the episode is a deeply personal and hilariously cautionary tale involving a root, a wank, and a trip to the hospital. Simmo dives into how ignoring medical advice after a vasectomy led to an unexpected infection and a painful lesson in why patience truly is a virtue. It’s a story full of cringe-worthy laughs and a little wisdom for anyone who's ever thought about bending the rules.

Whether you're here for the laughs, the life advice, or just to hear Simmo tell it like it is, this episode has it all. Tune in for a raw, real, and unforgettable ride through Simmo’s world—because he doesn’t mind telling you exactly how it is.