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I Don't Mind Telling You

I Don't Mind Telling You

Simmo's hilarious take on the world is a little different and you will hear that when he gives you his take on world events, local news and all the other news from around the world.

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Yes Elon! You Know What You Did!
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Simmo is back with another wildly entertaining episode of I Don’t Mind Telling You, delivering his unique and hilariously unfiltered take on the world. This week, he tackles the kind of absurd yet strangely relatable situations that only he can unpack. Ever wondered what happens when a big night on the booze ends with you knocking yourself out? Simmo’s got the answers, and maybe even a cautionary tale.

He doesn’t stop there. After a long day of drinking, is adding bongs into the mix a genius move or a surefire way to derail your night? Simmo has thoughts, and they’re as ridiculous as they are insightful. And if that’s not enough, he dives into the ever-bizarre landscape of politics, asking the question we’re all too afraid to voice: how is Donald Trump still considered the best option?

Finally, Simmo weighs in on one of the strangest pop culture debates of recent times, yes, Elon, it was a salute. From drunken escapades to questionable life choices, political absurdities, and tech titan antics, Simmo’s got it all covered. Expect outrageous laughs, surprising wisdom, and the kind of humor that makes you feel like you’re catching up with a mate at the pub.

I Don’t Mind Telling You, it’s the podcast episode you didn’t know you needed but won’t be able to stop listening to!


Chlamydia Koalas are useless
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Simmo is back, barely holding it together after absolutely wrecking himself last week and coming to the painful realization that he's not as young as he used to be. But does that mean he’ll slow down? Not a chance.

This week, he takes aim at one of Australia’s most beloved but utterly useless creatures, the koala. Are they cute? Sure. But are they contributing anything to society? Simmo doesn’t think so, and he’s got plenty to say about it. Then, things take a turn into the murky waters of wealth and excess as he unpacks the dark world of dead hookers on superyachts, because let’s be honest, where there’s extreme money, there’s always a scandal.

Throw in a few rants, some unsolicited wisdom, and the kind of observations only Simmo can make, and you’ve got another episode packed with hilariously familiar yet wildly abnormal takes on the world. Buckle up, because it’s going to be a ride.


Simmo Scrotal Journey of Discovery and Lost to a Wank!
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Welcome to I Don’t Mind Telling You, the podcast where Simmo takes you on an unapologetically honest journey through life as he sees it. With his sharp wit, brutal honesty, and knack for storytelling, Simmo delivers an episode packed with humour, life lessons, and the kind of tales you won’t hear anywhere else.

This week, Simmo introduces his classic segments: Hero of the Week, where he shines a spotlight on someone deserving of admiration, and Dickhead of the Week, where he calls out the week's most laughable or frustrating antics. As always, these segments come with Simmo's unique blend of humour and bluntness.

But the real highlight of the episode is a deeply personal and hilariously cautionary tale involving a root, a wank, and a trip to the hospital. Simmo dives into how ignoring medical advice after a vasectomy led to an unexpected infection and a painful lesson in why patience truly is a virtue. It’s a story full of cringe-worthy laughs and a little wisdom for anyone who's ever thought about bending the rules.

Whether you're here for the laughs, the life advice, or just to hear Simmo tell it like it is, this episode has it all. Tune in for a raw, real, and unforgettable ride through Simmo’s world—because he doesn’t mind telling you exactly how it is.